Why??!!Why me??

Warning : I don't mean to humiliate anyone, this post is purely intended for fun.If you are the one who are aiming to establish,define and defend equal political,social and economic rights to everyone irrespective of sexism and gender,please come back to read my next post.*No puns intended*

..This post is contradictory to my previous post(Naah!!previous posts).Many have been asking me why I write sad posts?Whats the reason behind it??...Noo I am not dumped by anyone, but you know I love sad stories(Idiot didn't you read my tags??Go and check it out first..so you can know better about me..hurry:P).

..But due to some requests this time I decided to write a happy post..well the situation suits..Did I mention that  I got an assistantship??..Oh no I didn't....well, you can easily guess that my new job is keeping me busy. NOOOOOOOO!! I am not busy with my new job but I am busy with my other old(dy) job.Guess what my supervisor asked me to do??...."Hey can you do me a favor today?Can you please spotlight the dragshow??"......I wanted to scream Nahiiiiiiiiii as if hamari spotlight bahurani's and devrani's sceam : ) ........meanwhile......."and yeah did I mention you that the show lasts till 11:00Pm??.".....*awestruck*..

..Wowo....all had fun that night *excluding myself*..I was busy in answering the phones.Yeah my friends called me to make fun of the-so-called-great-Student Manager-position:( . Last but not the least, how could I forget to mention mama's reaction.

Mama : What ..you..in that show??**Ughhhh!!*
Me      :Kuch nahi hoga mammaaa..
Mama : What if some one knows that you were in that show?
Me      :Kya hoga??
Mama  : Kya hoga??Tumhari shaadi nahi hoga..C'mon use sense, girls from reputed families like ours will never attend such functions.
Me      : Mama yeh koi function thodi hai,sab ko bhulane keliye aur sab attend karneki..its jus a show..and mama I didn't attend it.Mr.MC asked me to spot light it.It's my job mama.
Mama :Then ask him to do that.
Me      : Mamaa..he is my boss, I am not his boss:@
Mama  :Okay,leave it.But never do such things again.And don't tell that you saw that show to anyone.I mean anyone.Is that clear??
* Poor mama...how can she forget I am a chatter-box?? *

My third phone damanged this year,might be due to heat :( (Yeah!!I speak a lot).Why don't Nokia or Sony Ericsson develop cell coolers??